The Debt Sage - Credit Consolidation

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This Is The Story Of Coyote And The Giant Of Credit And The Stick Of Credit Consolidation.

Coyote was walking one day when he met Old Woman. She greeted him and asked where he was headed.

"Just roaming around," said Coyote as he played with his iPod.

"You better stop going that way or you'll meet a giant that kills everyone - Credit!"

"Oh, giants don't frighten me, " said Coyote (who had never met one). "I always kill them. I'll fight this one too, and make an end of him. I have many friends who have told me about . It will be easy. "

"He's bigger and closer than you think," said Old Woman.

"I don't care," said Coyote, deciding that the giant would be about as big as his heating bill and calculating that he could kill one easily. If he needed, he would use his tomahawk of credit consolidation. That would show the giant.

So, Coyote said good-bye to Old Woman and went ahead, listening to Dixie Chicks on his iPod. On his way, he saw a large fallen branch that looked like a club. Picking it up and surveying it, he said to himself This is like . It is sturdy and can save me. Coyote took out his knife and carved Credit Consolidation into the branch.

Coyote carried the stick as he walked into a cave he came upon. In the cave, there was a woman, sitting on the ground, looking at a piece of paper.

"What's the matter?" he asked.

"I need help. My credit burden is large and I am frail. What can I do? Do credit consolidation companies help the poor? What are you going to do with that stick?"

"This stick, it is credit consolidation. With it, I can slay the giant in the hills and in the banks. The giant will fall with the stick of implanted in its soft guts."

The woman smiled, saying "The debt giant, he'll eat you. He destroyed my village."

Coyote walked from the cave, the stick over his shoulders. He waved at her, wordless, but a smile on his face. "Ah, if only she knew what credit consolidation could do." He whispered this to himself as he walked along the path.

Finally, he spied the giant, a golem of credit cards and bills, looming over a small hut. Coyote moved his credit consolidation stick into a fighting position and walked up to the giant.

"HA, little man! What is that!" The giant said as he ate the family's baby. "Is that credit card consolidation or something else for women and whelps? HA!"

Coyote smiled and threw the branch at the giant's head. The giant was in the middle of laughing when it struck him between his eyes.

"Ha--urgh!"

The giant fell. Coyote walked up and smiled at his face as he pulled the baby from the Giant's mouth. "Do not underestimate credit consolidation, large one."

He handed the baby to its mother and walked off, seeking a new branch and wandered the land further to tell more of the power of credit consolidation.

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