http://www.debtsage.com/debt/debt-elimination-programs.html Debt elimination programs, at least those that the Sage promotes, are not adequately understood. We're out to change that. Here are a few things you should know about debt elimination programs, and the man who knows them like no other. en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 People who elect to sign up for debt elimination programs are likely to pay off all their balances within the next three years, as long as they make payments on time and work toward a fast resolution of their financial burdens. On your own, without the Debt Sage helping you, this process may take five years or even longer. Is that what you want? Ever the casanova, the Debt Sage can actually make a woman climax multiple times simply by whispering sweet nothings about debt elimination programs. Of course, he does not do this, preferring to be serviced first, then telling women to hit the road and go find some free debt elimination advice online. Your credit is the most frequently-referenced assessment of how you handle money. If you have any sort of debt, it behooves you to get it under control right away, for a lender could turn you down if you have a poor credit score. You are always better off consulting non-profit companies when signing up for personal debt elimination programs, because their success depends on yours. The Sage believes that this shared and singular goal breeds great financial rewards. While he is not going to do this for you (because then he would have to make exceptions for everyone), the Sage has been able to reduce his own credit card bills by up to 15 percent by just STARING at them and meditating. It's quite something. The best kind of debt elimination programs are ones you implement on your own, managing money well enough that you never need to consult people like the Sage. Fortunately, people like the Sage know all the legal debt elimination techniques, as well as some illegal ones, such as delivering roundhouse kicks to the faces of creditors. So it's never too late to go in the direction you want. The Debt Sage once bitch slapped a prostitute for asking him if he was going to pay by credit card. He took great offense to this question for two reasons. First of all, when you're dealing with hookers, you never leave any paper trail. Straight cash, baby. Second of all, credit cards are inherently evil, with their interest rates in the high teens and miscellaneous, back-breaking surcharges. A debt elimination plan can save you at least a third of what you currently owe, while getting all your balances consolidated into just one. Imagine the convenience of a single bill to pay each month, and a lot of extra cash to boot. The Debt Sage has never lost a credit counseling case. He's just been behind when time's run out. For more facts about the Sage and debt elimination programs, explore other pages on our site. See our links and our Related Resources section, too, for additional advice on making your life debt free. Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT