The Debt Sage - What's New Archive (August, 2004)

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Wednesday, August 04, 2004

Boy do we have lots of new stuff for you guys, if you're reading this. You're probably not unless you're housebound on either disability or house arrest. But I'm sure you can find better things to do than be here, such as watching one of Fox's new reality shows like "The Bastard" or "The AIDS Whore" or "The Debt Consolidation Mortgage". Which is one of our new pages by the way. Check it out, it's killer.

Also new are these pages: credit card debt consolidation, free debt consolidation, and debt consolidation help.

Here's a Henny Youngman joke to break the monotony: An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3 day pass. The Co says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3 day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!" So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank! The CO was so impressed, he asked "How did you do it?" "Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Arabs. I approached the border, and saw an Arab tank. I put my white flag up, the Arab tank put his white flag up. I said to the Arab soldier "Do you want to get a 3 day pass?" So we exchanged tanks!

Also new are these pages. They're rad: debt consolidation, debt consolidation programs, and personal debt consolidation.

Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant!

Oh yeah, check this out: non-profit debt consolidation.

My wife ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" "No, jump in!"

I also just updated bad credit debt consolidation and student loan debt consolidation.